30km paddle, the first 10km wasn't that bad since I was riding wash. Then my butt started screaming lactic and I fell to the back. After 20km my core started screaming lactic and I realised I wasn't really breathing. Like, my body forgot it needs air or something. So I had to force myself to breathe with each stroke. Plus, still got people kaopei me. Okay. Whatever.
I've done like super many retarded things this year, yes? Okay I know I sleep a lot in class, but at least I'm not like... this guy.

Let's see. I accidentally broke the stone eagle's tongue, fell asleep during contact time at 7 plus and woke up at 9 plus quite a few times, fell asleep in class and got locked in when everyone went for ISO, went an entire day in PE attire because I forgot to pack my school uniform into my bag after morning training, camped at the bus-stop outside my school from 7.35 to 7.55 countless of times to avoid getting booked by prefects for being late, getting booked on the second last day of school for being late, getting threatened to be removed from my CCA for sleeping during chapel, sleeping in the toilet during some talk, participating in a group effort to mess around with the class cheer during the GEP camp, injuring my right shoulder in a failed attempt at high jump during the Track meet...
Okay I think that's enough.